euhatesme.com is operated by Theodoxia LLC. contact: legal@theodoxia.com
trip data you enter: stored exclusively in your browser's localStorage. it does not leave your device. we cannot see it, access it, or lose it in a breach because we never have it.
usage analytics (if enabled): we may use privacy-first analytics (no cookies, no personal data, aggregated only) to understand how many people use the tool. this never includes your trip data.
what we do not collect: your name, email, location, IP address, or anything that identifies you personally.
we use no tracking cookies ourselves. if you click an affiliate link, those third-party sites have their own cookie policies. we recommend reading them if you care about that sort of thing (you probably should).
see our cookie policy for the full breakdown.
some links on this site are affiliate links — travel insurance, eSIMs, banking apps. if you click one and buy something, we may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. we only link to things we'd actually use.
this is disclosed clearly on every page. FTC rules. we follow them.
we may use the following third-party services whose own privacy policies apply:
if you're in the EU, you have rights under GDPR. since we don't collect personal data, most of these are moot — but here they are anyway:
this site is not directed at children under 13. we don't knowingly collect data from anyone.
if we change this policy in a meaningful way, we'll update the date above. we won't email you about it because we don't have your email.
questions? legal@theodoxia.com. we actually read these.